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Shrimp Inspector on Duty

FoodCurious

Made seafood for dinner. She appeared in approximately 0.3 seconds — I swear she teleported — and just stood there staring at the shrimp with an intensity I’ve never seen in her before.

She didn’t try to grab anything. She just… watched. Like she was memorizing the layout for a heist later. Those eyes locked onto each shrimp like a tiny furry food critic evaluating my cooking skills.